So I don’t think anyone should ever guarantee anything. It’s just virtually impossible that anything has a 100% chance of happening. That’s what’s COVID-19 has taught us over the years. It’s literally a once in a lifetime pandemic that upended so many plans, took so many lives and caused a lot of bad things to happen.

Still, this hasn’t stopped people from trying their best to help people guarantee solutions to their problems. But smartly, I think they would only adequately say that they’re 99.9% sure their sleep ASMR video can help them fall asleep. If you don’t fall asleep, you’re special. Don’t know if that’s a good thing or bad thing, but anyway…

Here’s a few more of these vids if you absolutely, positively have to fall asleep.